Honda Racer Christmas Poem

[Derek]

Found this posted at HardForums.Com (http://www.hardforum.com/showthread.php ... did=538105):

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with it's big power,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed fly-by.

[BCN]

hahah, funny!

I own one civic 4th generation, 1990. Though it is not VTEC, I love it and would not change for any camaro (maybe, but just for seeling it and buying more stuff for civic!) )))


heheheheheheh

[Derek]

Heh, but you wouldn't try to race a Camero, would you? And you don't have a flashy body kit installed, do you?

[BCN]

Well that's a pity I don't have any flashy body kits or any cool stuff yet... just did not have enough $$$ hehehhe...

Well, I might try to race it with BIG turbo installed, just for trying

Anyway, the poem is a poem

[Slagathor]

Try to find an early 80's Camaro or Trans-Am, them things are wimps, the 305 can barely be called an engine, and the 6 cyl.'s are almost as worthless.....heh