A man goes to the toy shop to buy his daughter a birthday present.
Being a real macho guy, he has no idea what to get her so he asks
for some assistance from the shop assistant.
"I thought I'd buy her a doll", he says, "but which one should I get?"
"Well, here we have some of the more popular ones. we have the Malibu
Barbie for £12.00, which comes with a bathing suit and a towel. We have
the Ballerina Barbie for £23.00, which comes with a tutu and a cassette.
We have the Aerobics Barbie for £30.00, which comes with a leotard and
a workout CD. And we have the new Divorce, Barbie for £1500.00."
The man was flabbergasted. "Why does that one cost so much more
than the others?"
"Oh well that's easy.", replied the assistant , "This Barbie comes with Ken's
car, Ken's boat, Ken's house, Ken's..."